
In the process of cooking Thanksgiving Dinner for my In-Laws, the wounded count as:
1) Espresso Machine that now
trips its GFI plug AND the circuit breaker
2)
Clogged kitchen sink drain
3) Stove exhaust fan turning itself
on and off at will
4) One kitchen drawer front
forcibly removed5) One
self-shattering Pyrex pie plate (see Day Seventeen)
Not bad...