The Last Day, Hazzaa!

One short of Thirty

I can't lie, some days I cut myself off at the knees.

Another Day

My forest has metal and wood.
They appear at intervals, occasionally spaced.

The Twenty-seventh

Sometimes, my green sweater and I like to be alone.

the numeral two and the numeral six

Sometimes my green sweater kills me.

Days of 25

What do you do with Thanksgiving left-overs?

24, as in days.

Day Twenty-three

Holy crap it snowed!

Twenty-two Days

In the process of cooking Thanksgiving Dinner for my In-Laws, the wounded count as:

1) Espresso Machine that now trips its GFI plug AND the circuit breaker
2) Clogged kitchen sink drain
3) Stove exhaust fan turning itself on and off at will
4) One kitchen drawer front forcibly removed
5) One self-shattering Pyrex pie plate (see Day Seventeen)

Not bad...

Day Twenty-one

Day Twenty

Too soon, it's all too soon.

Day Nineteen

Day Eighteen

Day Seventeen

Day Seventeen: Why you test-drive Thanksgiving Dinner before your In-Laws arrive...

Another Day another Picture

Day Whatever--it's a Drivethrough!

For Chip

Day Fourteen

Day Thirteen--I am now Stealth

Day Twelve

Day Eleven

Day Ten

Day Nine

The best thing all day.

It really bugs me, they say "Oh that David Beckham --he's not very clever." Yeah, they never say "Oh that Stephen Hawking,--shit at football."

--Steve Coogan

Day Eight

Day Seven

Day Six

Day Five

Day Four

Day Three

Day Two

Day One